let the bodie hit the floo

someone explain what this means

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

*wipes phone screen on breast*

I had such a crush on the little vampire damn

I had such a crush on the little vampire damn

hotcheetoprincess:

I’ve been waiting all year for this vine

red-lipstick:

Marion Fayolle (b. 1988, Ardèche, France) - Solitude, 2013      Drawings

red-lipstick:

Marion Fayolle (b. 1988, Ardèche, France) - Solitude, 2013      Drawings

janemba:

me

janemba:

me

kimkanyekimye:

Like Daddy , Like Daughter

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